That shit just happened – Or so it begins!

It’s just another day.

It’s a Monday, the day before my 30th Birthday.

I’m minding my own business.

I’m mildly anxious about hitting the big 3-0. Thirty.

But life is on the up and I might be stuck in a rut.

Then I get a friendly What’s App message from my beautiful and long-suffering girlfriend.


There I was, just getting on with life, wading through another Monday morning at work – when out of nowhere my girlfriend kindly informs me that she is, in fact, without question, with child.

That’s right! My demon spawn has managed to traverse the treacherous journey up her Fallopian tubes. A great swimmer, a remarkable athlete.


We have a winner! The crowd goes wild!!!


What do you do? WTF do YOU do? WTF do you DO?

Your world has just ended. Your commitment to another human being sealed. You have just started something that will be a part of your life FOREVER.

You celebrate I guess.

Unexpecting Dad


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